a-l-l-e-n (alan) (secondbase) wrote,
a-l-l-e-n (alan)
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joke #1

alright, this one cracks me up, so i'm posting it....i think it's been 4ever since i posted jokes on here, but lemme know whatcha think!

A man and little Johnny, his grandson, are fishing by
a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man takes out
a cigarette and lights it.
Little Johnny says, "Grandpa, can I try one of your cigarettes?"
"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" the grandfather asks.
"No" says Little Johnny.
"Then you're not big enough." says the grandfather.
A few minutes pass, and the man takes a beer out of
his cooler and opens it.
Little Johnny says, "Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?"
"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" he asks.
"No" says Little Johnny.
"Then you're not old enough."
Time passes and they continue to fish. Little Johnny
gets hungry and he reaches into his lunch box, takes out a bag of
cookies and eats one.
The grandfather looks at him and says, "They look
good, can I have one of your cookies?"
"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" asks Johnny.
"I most certainly can!" says the grandfather proudly.
"Then go fuck yourself," says Johnny, "these are my cookies!"
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